Two Quick And Dirty Puzzles

This week, we've got two quick-and dirty ways to mess with your friends.

Puzzle 1: draw 9 dots in a 3x3 grid, surrounded by a box. The goal: by drawing just 2 squares, get each dot (rattlesnake) in its own, complete separate "cage"

Puzzle 2: Bite the heads off of 2 matchsticks, and arrange them in the shape of a "T" (as shown in the episode). The question: which stick is longer, the horizontal, or the vertical?