Nature Hates You

Nature Hates You shows all the ways Mother Nature can and will mess you up. Each episode introduces one of Nature's creations like rain, sinkholes, ants and so many you've never even dreamed of while delivering the message that "Nature Hates You... Yes. YOU."

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  • Well, that's it folks, the last episode of Nature Hates You! We have enjoyed making them almost as much as you've enjoyed...

    NATURE HATES YOU HATES YOU!

    Well, that's it folks, the last episode of Nature Hates You! We have enjoyed making them almost as much as you've enjoyed watching them. Please stay tuned to youtube.com/revision3 for more fun and...

    Nature Hates You
  • The allure of the unknown, the lust for knew experiences. Curiosity fuels our biggest adventures and Curiosity Hates You!

    CURIOSITY HATES YOU!

    The allure of the unknown, the lust for knew experiences. Curiosity fuels our biggest adventures and Curiosity Hates You!

    Nature Hates You
  • Teeth are the chewing, chomping, champing, biting, munching, mashing, smashing, grinding, gnawing, gnashing, manducating...

    TEETH HATE YOU!

    Teeth are the chewing, chomping, champing, biting, munching, mashing, smashing, grinding, gnawing, gnashing, manducating, masticating nibbling, temporary residents of your head and teeth hate you.

    Nature Hates You
  • The invigorating scent of the day's first pot. The eye-opening buzz of your morning cup-a. Coffee is like an alarm clock you...

    COFFEE HATES YOU!

    The invigorating scent of the day's first pot. The eye-opening buzz of your morning cup-a. Coffee is like an alarm clock you can drink and would kill for and Coffee Hates You!

    Nature Hates You
  • The beauty of an intricate web, the majesty of shooting silk. Spiders are the creepy crawly looms of the natural world and...

    SPIDERS HATE YOU!

    The beauty of an intricate web, the majesty of shooting silk. Spiders are the creepy crawly looms of the natural world and Spiders Hate You!

    Nature Hates You
  • Yeast is the key ingredient in beer, wine, whiskey and pretty much every other alcohol. It's the fungi that makes us all fun...

    YEAST HATES YOU!

    Yeast is the key ingredient in beer, wine, whiskey and pretty much every other alcohol. It's the fungi that makes us all fun guys. And Yeast Hates You!

    Nature Hates You
  • They're miniature versions of you, or more likely miniature versions of two strangers you've never met and probably wouldn't...

    BABIES HATE YOU!

    They're miniature versions of you, or more likely miniature versions of two strangers you've never met and probably wouldn't like. Most babies aren't yours and All Babies Hate You!

    Nature Hates You
  • It's classier than eating pure sugar and the only truly decadent bean. Chocolate is what Mama thought the world was a box of...

    CHOCOLATE HATES YOU!

    It's classier than eating pure sugar and the only truly decadent bean. Chocolate is what Mama thought the world was a box of and Chocolate Hates You!

    Nature Hates You
  • They're slowly growing inside us, building up mass, waiting to strike. Farts are invisible butt babies and Farts Hate You!

    FARTS HATE YOU!

    They're slowly growing inside us, building up mass, waiting to strike. Farts are invisible butt babies and Farts Hate You!

    Nature Hates You
  • The wonder of using it to stop a train. The joy of feeling it on your hand as you butt slide to freedom. Friction is science...

    FRICTION HATES YOU!

    The wonder of using it to stop a train. The joy of feeling it on your hand as you butt slide to freedom. Friction is science talk for stuff rubbin on each other and Friction Hates You!

    Nature Hates You
  • Red: It's the color of passion, love, communism and meat death. And Red Hates You! 

Image Credit: Sean McCormick

    RED HATES YOU!

    Red: It's the color of passion, love, communism and meat death. And Red Hates You! Image Credit: Sean McCormick

    Nature Hates You
  • The joy of one in your hand. The excitement that comes right before juggling two of them. Hedgehogs are the perfect pets for...

    HEDGEHOGS HATE YOU!

    The joy of one in your hand. The excitement that comes right before juggling two of them. Hedgehogs are the perfect pets for throwing and Hedgehogs Hate You!

    Nature Hates You
  • The majesty of freshly covered trees. The tranquility of flakes descending from on high. Snow is rain you can make balls out...

    SNOW HATES YOU!

    The majesty of freshly covered trees. The tranquility of flakes descending from on high. Snow is rain you can make balls out of and Snow Hates You.

    Nature Hates You
  • The joy of watching them succeed.  The double joy of watching them watch them succeed. Family is everything and Family Hates...

    FAMILY HATES YOU!

    The joy of watching them succeed. The double joy of watching them watch them succeed. Family is everything and Family Hates You!

    Nature Hates You
  • The sweet smell of pine needles. The wonder of shining lights. Christmas Trees are outdoor plants murdered to appease our...

    CHRISTMAS TREES HATE YOU!

    The sweet smell of pine needles. The wonder of shining lights. Christmas Trees are outdoor plants murdered to appease our one true lord Santa Claus. And Christmas Trees Hate You.

    Nature Hates You
  • The cool feel of a cold glass of holiday cheer. The rejuvenating jolt of knowing that you won't have to do this sober...

    EGGNOG HATES YOU!

    The cool feel of a cold glass of holiday cheer. The rejuvenating jolt of knowing that you won't have to do this sober. Eggnog is all of you're baby's favorite ingredients mixed with your drunk Aunt...

  • Happy Holidays from Nature Hates You! Keep this gazelle burning on a cold winter night and remember back on all the things...

    Flaming Gazelle Yule Log Hates You!

    Happy Holidays from Nature Hates You! Keep this gazelle burning on a cold winter night and remember back on all the things that hate you. Good night and good luck.

  • The awe-inspiring size of a thousand five hundred pound bull. The beauty of a cow crossing calm water. Moose are the...

    MOOSE HATE YOU!

    The awe-inspiring size of a thousand five hundred pound bull. The beauty of a cow crossing calm water. Moose are the monsters of the deer world and Moose Hate You!

  • The feel of starchy balls in your hands.  The tantalizing tint of purple tubers on a tray. Potatoes are weird dirt bread and...

    POTATOES HATE YOU!

    The feel of starchy balls in your hands. The tantalizing tint of purple tubers on a tray. Potatoes are weird dirt bread and Potatoes Hate You!

  • The horror of vacant eyes. The chill-inducing quiver of a fleshy red wattle. Turkeys are the gobble gobble goblins of the...

    TURKEYS HATE YOU!

    The horror of vacant eyes. The chill-inducing quiver of a fleshy red wattle. Turkeys are the gobble gobble goblins of the bird world and Turkeys Hate You.